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Aug. 13th, 2005 @ 12:11 am COLDPLAY TICKET 4 SALE!
So I actually didn't fall off the face of the Earth. I've been keeping a low profile, a low profile that isn't all that low...


Okay, so the reason for my post is to inquire if anyone wants to buy a Coldplay ticket for tomorrow (Saturday the 13th) night's show at 7pm at Alpine Valley. I can't go (very long, complicated, and dramatic story) and I would be willing to sell it for $35 (that's $10 cheaper than what I paid). It's general admission (meaning a lawn seat) but it's very very short notice. Please call my cell (414-628-8548) if you're interested. I'd even drop it off at your house (certain conditions apply). Coldplay is amazing and I don't want this opportunity to go to waste.

Someday I will post again. Until then, keep on keepin' on.

XOXOX

Nora
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Jan. 17th, 2005 @ 01:35 pm mother fuckin' flower power




what decade does your personality live in?


quiz brought to you by lady interference, ltd




i kinda figured...
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Jan. 17th, 2005 @ 12:20 am i get by with a little help from my friends...
breaking up is hard to do. forgetting about someone is even harder...

so jim and i broke up about a month ago. we still talk. it's still shitty. he still doesn't care or put effort into anything. nothing has changed. i hate him more, but other than that, things are the same still.

but after tonight, my friends, things have changed permanently. he can't talk to me like an adult so he puts "pink" on the phone. he makes plans with me, but because i'm not cool enough, breaks them to hang out with "pink". i don't even know who "pink" is but i have her phone number because she sent me a text message, not jim. he couldn't be "man" enough to tell me who he was hanging out with. i'm in a lost state right now and wanted to talk to him, but he blew me off. sure, i called a bunch of times, but it was important. and instead i got to talk to some bitch who when i asked if they were dating said, "i might be his next girlfriend", and then hangs up on me. whoa. nobody deserves to be treated that way. after all the shit i put up with from him he doesn't even have the balls to talk to me. i hope he's happy with "pink". i hope she puts on a little chaffeur hat and takes his broke ass around. please remind me to not answer the phone when he calls. i need to be reminded.

right now, i need a little help from my friends. i need to get over the hurt inflicted on me. i need to go to hawaii, and run through a pineapple maze.

i can do this. i can get over the jackass that broke my heart.

xoxoxo

nora

who am i kidding? i need to stop crying...
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Jan. 12th, 2005 @ 04:20 pm giddyup
looking up at that sea in the sky...i cry. why are we here? why do we care?

reading the script for JB. it's a revision of sorts of the story of job from the bible. it's about this millionaire banker who looses his perfect health, lovely family, and is abandoned by his wife, but never loses his faith in god. going to marquette, i realize how much i fail in faith. people ask me which mass i'm going to and i reply "mass?". i'm not much of a christian. i don't really know what i believe. i think the churches on campus are astounding, but that's only aesthetics. i don't know where i'm going with this. i'm kind of tired and lazy today. got up at 1 and haven't left the house of showered.

meh.

movie night tonight. fuckin' garden state. sweeeet.

no-pi
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Jan. 11th, 2005 @ 11:56 am let's run away
http://www.turnyourbackonbush.org/

awful night. i think that's my favorite new word, awful. i've been using it a lot lately to describe events in my life. bah.

if you could run away to any place, ficticious or real, where would you go? i'd definetly go somewhere warm so i could sleep outside. the main island of haiwaii would be great, but that's the only island i would live on. no deserted island. i'd feel trapped surrounded by water with no civilization around me. europe would be awesome, too. paris, maybe. i'd love to run to NYC but it would be costly and i'd have to find a place to sleep for it is chilly in the city. the subway is no place to sleep or raise your kids.


nothing else to say. if anyone wants to do anything, just call. take care. and don't forget to love yourselves.


xoxox
norap
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Jan. 8th, 2005 @ 04:59 am penis treeeeee
 “The Aug. 6, 2001, document, known as the President's Daily Brief, has been the focus of intense scrutiny because it reported that bin Laden advocated airplane hijackings, that al-Qaida supporters were in the United States and that the group was planning attacks here.” Clarke J. Scott, “Clarke Gave Warning on Sept. 4, 2001; Testimony Includes Apology to Families of Sept. 11 Victims, Associated Press, March 25, 2004.

oy vey.

looking up information on ohio voter fraud. i can't wait until the next four years are over. michelle, doug, stacey and i wanted to go to the inauguration, but i don't think that'll happen. fuckin' school...

saw this incredible french movie entitled "the city of lost children" at the freak show on friday. holy shit. it opened with a little boy in a crib crying as all these demonic santas came down the chimney. some parts were difficult to watch, and others were just plain bizarre. but jon pearlman (hellboy) was in it, and he's a swinger. you just can't forget his face. a movie night will take place at the pilak ponderosa this week in which 'the city of lost children' and 'garden state' will be shown. and possibly 'eternal sunshine of the spotless mind'. admission is free with a canned food item to be donated to nora's stomach. makes sure it's meatless.

worked 12 hours at starbucks yesterday. wow. and i go back today. but it's all worth the talks of KKK and the reason for so much hate in the world. my theory on why hate, violence, and anger ocurs in this world is due to the lack of tears from humans, ie people don't cry enough. if everyone cried when something upset them, they would be so drained from it, they couldn't go an hit their wife or kid. crying is good for the soul. it's a release from pain. but, for some lame reason, it's seen as feminine. what the fuck? almost every guy i've dated has said they never cry. why is this? why don't people cry? i know girls who never cry either. some don't cry over death. they say it's pointless. but don't you owe it to the deceased to cry for them? it seems respectful to cry for people. jim said that he cries every night because of me. it's a breakthrough, folks. no one has ever cried over me before. and jim hasn't cried for years. he told me it's a sign of weakness. i like signs of weakness. shows us we're human. hell, i cry at least twice a week. it's been more this past month. it's been an awful 30-some days. but i'm still rockin'. life moves on, with or without you. so cry, and make the best of it.

i don't know how in the world all that came out. i guess it's been bothering me for a while now. we should have a national crying day. people should pay more attention to what they're feeling.

this cop came into work last night and said, "well, the packers lost. it'll be a busy night. lots of spousal abuse."

how awful. for the packers losing and spousal abuse.

off to work and cleaning. have a tearful evening.

a;viahf;kajfhakvjhdv;jldfhvvjljhhxoxoxoxoxokajhadkjhsdlkjd

nora p
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Jan. 4th, 2005 @ 02:49 pm it's that time of year...or maybe four days too late...
so it is january 4th, 2005. there will never be another january 4th, 2005. the first four days of the new year and i have left the pilak ponderosa once. the higher being above is punishing me with the flu for something i did last year. i have an idea of what it is...

i have had so many resolutions in the past, and i have nearly failed them all. so this year, i make but only a few.

golden rules for 2005:

*treat people and animals and objects with the most possible respect.
*SLOW DOWN in every aspect of my life...
*truly enjoy what i am doing. and if i don't enjoy what i'm doing, i vow to stop doing it.
*save up some cash to travel to NYC/stop spending my money on crap
*work as much as i can handle
*spend more time with the people who i love and who love me back
*don't waste my time with guys who can't cry
*don't wait. live in the present.

i think i can handle all of that. this illness has made me see that i need to stop depending on everyone else. people have let me down. but not this year. i've realized i can always count on my family, my dog, and myself.


i wish only the best for you all who wish the best for yourselves. keep in touch.

watching some terrible, but engrossing movie called adventures in babysitting. somebody kidnap me.

nora beth pilak
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Dec. 27th, 2004 @ 02:36 am (no subject)
hey bitches. party at the pilak ponderosa tonight. monday night. after 9. call for directions. 628:8548. no excuses.


who's down with the G-O-D? i am. motherfuckers.

xoxoxoxoxxo
N-O-R-A
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Dec. 25th, 2004 @ 12:24 am le bumper sticker
best bumper sticker ever: 'A BOSS IS LIKE A DIAPER: FULL OF SHIT AND ALWAYS ON YOUR ASS'


sweeeeeeet
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Dec. 23rd, 2004 @ 02:22 am they will see us waving from such great heights
have you ever been depressed, knowing you shouldn't be depressed, like you have no real reasons for depression? well, that, my friends, is how i am feeling now. good god. i don't know what to fucking feel. today, i just felt like crying while sweeping the delectable (?) crumbs from floor of starbucks. starbucks only plays incredibly sad music. i believe it is so people will become saddened and then thwart their sadness with more and more pastries from starbucks. this is why we say "would you like a pastry with that?" if you really wanted a pastry, you would've bought one when you ordered your drink. but once you stand in line while idiots mess your drink up, you'll hear the sad sounds from the speakers, begin to remember a terrible tragedy in your life, and order that god-damn classic coffee cake. aha mr. schultz, you are not too quick for me.


...

so yeah, there was this sad-looking man staring out the window, appearing to be on the brink of tears and another woman staring with lonely eyes into her computer. i swept and heard the soft, melancholy tunes echoing through my ear canals and just about lost it. why? i don't know! what the hell is wrong with me? well, i suppose it could be that christmas sucks this year, with my g-ma being in the hospital and great g-ma passing away on x-mas last year. or the fact that jim and i broke up. i should feel liberated by this. instead, i just feel swollen and weak. i still cry. but i don't know why. i have so much shit. after visiting the homeless on sat. i've realized how fucking lucky i am to be where i am today, to have what i have. but i still manage to allow waterfalls pour down my cheeks. i think i cry because i feel bad for crying. bert mccracken's fiancee commited suicide this summer, and i am the one crying. what is wrong with me?!?!

...


2005 needs to be different. i need to cleanse. i am going to become a full-out vegan by Dec. 22, 2005. i made a pledge to myself. i must keep it. i also need to apologize to all those i have wronged. i am sorry. this is my formal apology:

"i am sorry"

to begin 2005, i am going to do things until i am batty. i need to relax and begin again. what better way then holding a surprise birthday party for jesus. it'll be at the best western by general mitchell. i think it'll be between 25-30 dollars per person for room and booze. jesus will appear at midnight. don't be late. there is also a pool. he'll perform the walking on water "trick". it's a show you won't want to miss.


let me know. i need a friend. or a few. no, what i really need is zach braff. my god, if he were my bf, i'd have no worries. i wouldn't need anything else. i'm gonna see garden state again before the weekend lets out. i need to.

also, these two "kids" come into starbucks all the time and grop each other right in front of me. the girl appears to be about 13 and the boy is attractive. he was wearing a flaming lips sweatchirt today. his lip is pierced. he has cute hair. but he loves the young-girl. he rubs her back and kisses her while they wait for their damn drinks. today, they came in and i was about to blow. i think god sent them to piss me off. karma. something i did is coming back to me in the form of a cute boy gropping a young girl. jealousy. it's god's test. i think i failed.

anyways. happy holidays. if it isn't very happy for you, don't worry. it isn't the happiest season for a lot of people.

take care.


nora

PS: listened to the postal service the entire time i drove around and cried. such great heights=such great song.

pps: my new haiku- Nora is so sad
Life is giving her lemons
sad, sad, sad, sad duck
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Dec. 21st, 2004 @ 02:49 am (no subject)
i don't know why i did this. peer pressure, maybe? hmmph.

go here, sign up, and chat. why? i don't know...

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=6640173&Mytoken=20041221004927

love ya bitches

norap
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Dec. 19th, 2004 @ 01:40 pm (no subject)
ok. i think this'll finally work.

go here:http://photobucket.com/albums/v314/BlatherinBuddha/

you can view the pic of evan, joel, and i with jake gyllenhaal.

happy findings!

-norap
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Dec. 19th, 2004 @ 01:12 pm what can i say?
had my strabucks christmas party last night. wicked-blasted-killer night ya'll. man, oh, man. the things you don't know about the people you work with...

highlights include:

-Gretched calling everyone and everything "bitches"
-Doug tripping and slamming the door, setting the holiday angels singing
-smoking and drinking with my favorite associates
-Doug and Gretchen knocking beer over on a leather chair and hardwood floor
-stopping at Superb video (the BEST porn store ever) and Doug getting a ball gag for his secret santa gift
-Evelyn being 'el presidente', bitches
-talking to CJ on the phone and telling him to fucking say hi to me sometime because I'm sick of throwing him a smile, having him look down in shyerity (wtf?) and having an old man turn around at that exact moment, thinking i have a thing for him. it has happened a few times now...
-little B riding that god-damn reindeer
-talking about haunted houses in Catholic schools and how they should have Jesus come out on the cross to scare kids at the end. we all agree it's the best for atheists because it never fucking happened.

oh man oh man. it was such a night. for sure. holy shit. i love the people at starbucks. and i love listening to music on the little speakers when we're not supposed to. everyday i become more badass, motherfuckers. and i love to use the word motherfuckers. :)

getting a tattoo soon with money i'm saving. i don't know yet for sure what i want. i will post pics of what i want soon. it's either gonna be my name in heiroglyphics, 'think different' on my lower back, outlined angel wings, a buddha on my hip, this wicked cat logo. decisions, man.

well, i should start cleaning my motherfucking room, ya'll. ben folds is still ly god, but zach braff is in for a close tie. we're all going to have a movie night at my house and watch 'Napoleon Dynamite' (which comes out this week) and then 'Garden State', which comes out the 28th. r o c k o n.

keep on keepin on

let's go skiinng/snowboarding when it motherfuckin' snows.

i love love love jewish men. i love large noses. my fav jews include:

*ZACH BRAFF (holy shit. he's brilliant)
*JOHN STEWART (funny as hell, if hell were funny. i do not know)
*JERRY SEINFELD (not really attractive in the early Seinfeld years, but his talent and humor add to the attractiveness. he's one of those people that look better with age)

this is the longest post in a while. enjoy it. savor it.

love to you all or all to your love,
nora beth pilak
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Dec. 17th, 2004 @ 10:11 pm *sigh*
what a great quote (as quoted from erin's away message):

"don't knock the weather, nine-tenths of people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while."

-Kin Hubbard

it's so damn true. if the weather wasn't so damn interesting, i would never make my many "connections" with s-bux customers. thank god for wisconsin weather.

boys, tell me, what's the deal with you?? i just don't get it...

sincerely sad,
nora
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Dec. 14th, 2004 @ 10:54 am (no subject)
file://localhost/Users/norapilak/Desktop/P1010031.jpg

i don't think this'll work...
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Dec. 13th, 2004 @ 11:05 pm 2005!!!!
don't know how to bring in 2005? well, i have an idea. spend the night in a cheap hotel, boozing 2004 away! yes folks, it's true. a hotel party will be held, just like last year. i won't puke on myself again, though. that just wasn't cool, ruining that wicked-awesome gap shirt and almost choking. god bless those who helped me. so yeah. it'll be really fun. let me know if you wanna go. it'll be a different hotel, more sleazy, with a nice pool. ring in 2005 under water with the "cool" kids.

that's all that should be said...

nora
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Dec. 13th, 2004 @ 08:58 pm j and j
good point of the day: people give more on halloween than they do on christmas. total strangers give candy to kids. generously. satan's holiday has officially become more giving than christ's holiday. what a sham...

i need something to clear my head.

i need care. total care. not bullshit care. YOU know what i'm talking about. motherfucker.

hugs and love,
nora
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Nov. 28th, 2004 @ 12:05 pm (no subject)
is been a long, long time...

i'm livid right now. livid. fucking livid.

i need to clean my room. it's a big ol' mess.

wanna go bowling on tuesday. it's a dollar per game and 1.50 per shoes. i saw kim cruppi last week. needless to say, it was awkward. did you ever notice how when you see people from high school you have nothing to say but, "hi, how's school? or work?"..."well, that's good"...*large awkward pause*..."well, um, okay, see you later." and that's how it goes. sadly everytime i see someone. but only if we never were friends before. i love that when people you never liked and you know never liked you come up, hug you, and say "oh! it's so good to see you!" no, it's really not good to see you. they just need to show their new friends that they actually had friends back in high school. it's really a sad event.

maddie needs a friend. she looks so lonely being the only canine in the house.

2 weeks of school left. then i shit my pants. thank buddha it's almost done. this madness has gone on too long.

time to fight loneliness. have a stupified sunday. drink some hot tea.

sincerely yours,
nora p
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Nov. 3rd, 2004 @ 03:00 pm (no subject)
"Mosh"
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America
And to the Republic for which it stands
One nation under God
Indivisible...
It feels so good to be back..

I scrutinize every word, memorize every line
I spit it once, refuel and re-energize and rewind
I give sight to the blind, my insight through the mind
I exercise my right to express when I feel it's time
It's just all in your mind, what you interpret it as
I say to fight, you take it as I'mma whip someone's ass
If you don't understand, don't even bother to ask
A father who has grown up with a fatherless past
Who has blown up now to rap phenomenon that has
Or at least shows no difficulty multi-task
And in juggling both perhaps mastered his craft
Slash entrepreneur who has held onto few more rap acts
Who's had a few obstacles thrown his way through the last half
Of his career typical manure moving past that
Mr. kisses ass crack, he's a class act
Rubber band man, yea he just snaps back

[Chorus:]
Come along follow me as I lead through the darkness
As I provide just enough spark that we need to proceed
Carry on, give me hope, give me strength
Come with me and I won't steer you wrong
Put your faith and your trust as I guide us through the fog
To the light at the end of the tunnel
We gonna fight, we gonna charge, we gonna stomp, we gonna march
Through the swamp, we gonna mosh through the marsh
Take us right through the doors (c'mon)

All the people up top on the side and the middle
Come together lets all bomb and swamp just a little
Just let it gradually build from the front to the back
All you can see is a sea of people some white and some black
Don't matter what color, all that matters we gathered together
To celebrate for the same cause don't matter the weather
If it rains let it rain, yea the wetter the better
They ain't gonna stop us they can't, we stronger now more than ever
They tell us no we say yea, they tell us stop we say go
Rebel with a rebel yell, raise hell we gonna let em know
Stomp, push, shove, mush, Fuck Bush, until they bring our troops home (c'mon)

[Chorus]

Imagine it pouring, it's raining down on us
Mosh pits outside the oval office
Someone's tryina tell us something,
Maybe this is god just sayin' we're responsible
For this monster, this coward,
That we have empowered
This is Bin Laden, look at his head noddin'
How could we allow something like this without pumping our fists
Now this is our final hour
Let me be the voice in your strength and your choice
Let me simplify the rhyme just to amplify the noise
Try to amplify the times it, and multiply by six...
Teen million people, Are equal at this high pitch
Maybe we can reach alqueda through my speech
Let the president answer a higher anarchy
Strap him with an Ak-47, let him go, fight his own war
Let him impress daddy that way
No more blood for oil, we got our own battles to fight on our own soil
No more psychological warfare, to trick us to thinking that we ain't loyal
If we don't serve our own country, we're patronizing a hero
Look in his eyes its all lies
The stars and stripes, they've been swiped, washed out and wiped
And replaced with his own face, Mosh now or die
If I get sniped tonight you know why,
Cause I told you to fight.

[Chorus]

And as we proceed,
To Mosh through this desert storm,
In these closing statements, if they should argue
Let us beg to differ
As we set aside our differences
And assemble our own army
To disarm this Weapon of Mass Destruction
That we call our President, for the present
And Mosh for the future of our next generation
To speak and be heard
Mr. President, Mr. Senator
Do you guy's hear us...hear us...

don't feel alone in this...you're not.

nora
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Nov. 2nd, 2004 @ 12:53 am Nora Pilak Times endorses...
The Nora Pilak Times endorses john kerry.


michael moore always says the "right" things (haha, get it?) PUNTACULAR!

11/1/04

Friends,

This is it. ONE DAY LEFT. There are many things I’d like to say. I’ve been on the road getting out the vote for 51 straight days so I haven’t had much time to write. So I’ve put together a bunch of notes to various groups all in this one letter. Please feel free to copy and send whatever portions are appropriate to your friends and family as you spend these last 24 hours trying to convince whomever you can to show up and vote for John Kerry.

Here are my final words…

To Decent Conservatives and Recovering Republicans:

         In your heart of hearts you know Bush is a miserable failure. From having no plan on what to do in Iraq once he conquered Baghdad to the 380 missing tons of explosives that could be used to kill our brave young men and women, this guy doesn’t have a clue how to fight and win a war. You should see the mail I’ve been getting lately from our troops over there. They know how much the Iraqi people hate them. They are sitting ducks anytime they go out on the road. Many believe we are not that far away from a Tet-style offensive inside the Green Zone with hundreds of Americans and Brits killed.
         Bush refused to go after and capture Osama bin Laden. He fought, every step of the way, the investigation into the 9/11 attacks. Who on earth would oppose such a thing? If 3,000 people died at your place of work and your boss said we don’t need to find out why or how it happened, he’d be thrown out on his ear. Bush’s behavior after this great tragedy alone is reason enough for his removal.
         You already know that George W. Bush is the farthest thing from a conservative. He’s a reckless spender who has run up record-breaking deficits and the biggest debt in our history. He believes in having the government pry into everything from your library records to your bedroom. He has hit you with hidden taxes with his tax cuts for the rich.
         I know many of you don’t like Bush, but are unsure of Kerry. Give the new guy a chance. He won’t raise your taxes (unless you are super-rich), he won’t take your hunting gun away, and he won’t make you visit France. He risked his life for you many years ago. He’s asking for the chance to do it again. Scott McConnell at The American Conservative magazine has endorsed him. What more do you need?

To My Friends on the Left:

         Okay, Kerry isn’t everything you wished he would be. You’re right. He’s not you! Or me. But we’re not on the ballot – Kerry is. Yes, Kerry was wrong to vote for authorization for war in Iraq but he was in step with 70% of the American public who was being lied to by Bush & Co. And once everyone learned the truth, the majority turned against the war. Kerry has had only one position on the war – he believed his president.
         President Kerry had better bring the troops home right away. My prediction: Kerry’s roots are anti-war. He has seen the horrors of war and because of that he will avoid war unless it is absolutely necessary. Ask most vets. But don’t ask someone whose only horror was when he arrived too late for a kegger in Alabama.
         There’s a reason Bush calls Kerry the Number One Liberal in the Senate – THAT’S BECAUSE HE IS THE NUMBER ONE LIBERAL IN THE SENATE! What more do you want? My friends, this is about as good as it gets when voting for the Democrat. We don’t have the #29 Liberal running or the #14 Liberal or even the #2 Liberal – we got #1! When has that ever happened?
         Those of us who may be to the left of the #1 liberal Democrat should remember that this year conservative Democrats have had to make a far greater shift in their position to back Kerry than we have. We’re the ones always being asked to make the huge compromises and to always vote holding our noses. No nose holding this time. This #1 liberal is not the tweedledee to Bush’s tweedledum.

To Nader Voters:

         See the above note.
         Ralph’s own party, the Green Party, would not endorse his run this year. That’s because those of us who want to build a third party in this country know that the only way to do this is to build bridges with those who believe in the issues Nader believes in. But not one of those people will sacrifice the chance to remove George W. Bush from the White House on Tuesday. The choice here is clear: do we join with our friends, or do we piss on them?
         After the debacle of 2000, the Democrats got smart and abandoned the conservative wing of their party. That’s why 8 of the 9 Democrats in the primaries this year were from the liberal wing. Ralph should take credit for that and declare victory. It’s so sad that he doesn’t realize the good he’s accomplished. But for reasons only known to him, he’s more angry at the Democrats than he is at Bush. He has lost his compass. I worry he has lost his mind. But he still gives a great speech!
         And Lila Lipscomb, the mother from Flint who lost her son in Iraq, she still grieves -- as do the mothers of 1,120 others (not to mention the mothers of the 100,000 Iraqis who have died because of Bush’s war). That’s what this election is about. Not Ralph proving some point. Almost none of us on his 2000 advisory group are supporting him this year. His total lack of respect for his best friends should tell all of you something about what he really thinks of you, too.

To the Non-Swing States:

         Stop listening to how your vote doesn’t count in this election and that your state is already decided for Kerry or Bush. It is critical that you vote because we not only need to give Kerry the electoral win, but he needs to have a HUGE mandate with an ENORMOUS popular vote victory as well. It will be impossible for him to get anything done for four years if there is no clear mandate. We must not only defeat Bush, we must put a stake in the heart of the right-wing, neo-con movement. If you live in New York, California, Illinois, Texas, the Northeast or the Deep South, you need to vote and you need to bring ten people with you to the polls. If you live in a state where we have the chance to elect the Democrat to the Senate or the House, you need to vote. Turn off the TV. Quit listening to news media that has a vested interest in repeating to you over and over that your vote does not count. It does.
         If you have friends or relatives who live in the 30-plus non-swing states, call them and remind them how important it is that Kerry gets a massive popular vote victory.

To Non-Voters:

         I understand why you stopped voting. Politicians suck. Nothing ever seems to change. You’re only one vote.
         Yes, politicians suck. But so do car salesmen – and that hasn’t stopped you from buying a car. Politicians only respond to the threat of the angry mob also known as the voting public. If most people don’t vote, that’s good news for them ‘cause then they don’t have to answer to the majority.
         Almost fifty percent of Americans don’t vote. That means you belong to the largest political party in America – the Non-Voting Party. That means you hold all the power to toss George W. Bush out of the Oval Office. How cool is that?
         I believe that we are going to have the largest election turnout in our lifetime tomorrow. You don’t want to miss out on that. The lines at the polls are going to be long and raucous and fun. It is an historic election. You won’t want to say that you were the only one who wasn’t there. Promise me you’ll vote, just this one time.

To All First-Time Voters:

         Welcome to the longest running, uninterrupted democracy on earth! You own it. It’s yours.
         A few words about how messy it’s going to be tomorrow. The lines are going to be long. Bring your iPods. Better yet, bring a friend or two. The election officials have no clue just how many millions are going to show up at the polls. This will be the largest turnout in our lifetime. They don’t have enough machines. They are going to have to send for more ballots.
         And they are going to make it difficult for you to vote. The new law says if this is your first time voting you must bring ID with you that matches the address you are registered at.
         If for some reason they can’t find your name on the voting rolls, you have the right to ask for a provisional ballot, which you can fill out and then sort things out later.
         If you have any problems at the polling place, please call 1-866-OUR-VOTE. The people there can tell you how to find the precinct where you should be voting, get you legal help if you are denied the right to vote, or answer any other questions you may have.
         If you need any help figuring out the ballot, don’t be afraid to ask. If you screw up your ballot, you can ask for another one. In fact, the law allows you to screw up your ballot two times before you finally have to submit your final ballot! Be careful to vote on the line that says John F. Kerry/John Edwards. Don’t vote for more than one Presidential, Senate or House candidate or you ballot won’t be counted. If your polling place has a stub or a receipt from your ballot, make sure they give you one.
         Thanks for joining us. Democracy is not a spectator sport. It only works when we all come off the bench and participate.

To African Americans:

         First of all, let’s just acknowledge what you already know: America is a country which still has a race problem, to put it nicely. Al Gore would be president today had thousands of African Americans not had their right to vote stolen from them in Florida in 2000.
         Here is my commitment: I will do everything I can to make sure that this will not happen again. And I’m not the only one making this pledge. Thousands of volunteer lawyers are flying to Florida to act as poll watchers and intervene should there be any attempts to deny anyone their right to vote. They will NOT be messing around.
         For my part, I have organized an army of 1,200 professional and amateur filmmakers who will be armed with video cameras throughout the states of Florida and Ohio. At the first sign of criminality, we will dispatch a camera crew to where the vote fraud is taking place and record what is going on. We will put a big public spotlight on any wrongdoing by Republican officials in those two states. They will not get away with this as they did in 2000.
         In Ohio, the Republicans are sending almost 2,000 paid “poll challengers” into the black precincts of Cleveland in an attempt to stop African Americans from voting. This action is beyond despicable. Do not let this stop you from voting. I, and thousand of others, will be there to fight for you and protect you.
 
To George W.:

         I know it’s gotta be rough for you right now. Hey, we’ve all been there. “You’re fired” are two horrible words when put together in that order. Bin Laden surfacing this weekend to remind the American people of your total and complete failure to capture him was a cruel trick or treat. But there he was. 3,000 people were killed and he’s laughing in your face. Why did you stop our Special Forces from going after him? Why did you forget about bin Laden on the DAY AFTER 9/11 and tell your terrorism czar to concentrate on Iraq instead?
         There he was, OBL, all tan and rested and on videotape (hey, did you get the feeling that he had a bootleg of my movie? Are there DVD players in those caves in Afghanistan?)
         Speaking of my movie – can I ask you a personal question before we part ways for good on Tuesday? Why did you and your friends fund SIX “documentaries” trashing me -- but only ONE film against Kerry? C’mon, he was the candidate, not me. What a waste of your time and resources! Sure, I know what your pollsters told you, that the film had convinced some people to vote you out. I just want you to know that that was not my original intent. Funny things happen at the movies. Hope you get to see a few at the multiplex in Waco. It’s a great way to relax.

To John Kerry:

         Thank you.
         And don’t worry – none of us are going away after you are inaugurated. We’ll be there to hold your hand and keep you honest. Don’t let us down. We’re betting you won’t. So is the rest of the world.

         That’s it. See you at the polls – and at the victory party tomorrow night.

Yours,
Michael Moore
www.michaelmoore.com
MMFlint@aol.com



what the hell can i say? vote. otherwise p-diddy will KILL you. no, i'm serious. he will. so vote damnit. get some starbucks, wait in line, and excercise the one thing that really counts in this country. no matter how poor you are or how unhappy you are, you can still vote. and if it doesn't turn out your way, you can still bitch about it. my friends, i urge you to vote for the lesser of two evils. vote for change. don't be afraid. voting is a natural high. a trip at the polls, that's what voting is to me. wear the "i voted" sticker with pride. afterall, everything matches with red, white, and blue.

so nervous i'm crapping my pants,
nora p
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